The Beard Whisperer
Shpongle~
Next Gen Consoles As Game of Thrones Characters
Only one can have the Iron Couch.
(Source: reddit.com, via spinningthread)
An old dancer friend’s old regular once told me I was dangerous. He fed on the over-attentive blood of young dancers, partaking in the riches of women who hadn’t figured out how to extract the most for the least, yet. I ignored him.
I ignored him because I didn’t want to step on my friend’s toes,…
Why do porn sites have a “Share to Facebook” button.
Who watches porn and thinks You know who would enjoy this?
my friends and family.
(via glorious-pond)
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy
What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”
THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT
………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck
srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”
(Source: makemecome, via expertcosmotips)
