Shpongle~

t4keit0ff:

Today I got in an argument with my mom because she says that my brother has more stress than I do because I he has a kid and goes to school where as I just go to school, I told her that I don’t have to worry about that because I’m gay and she said “yeah but that’s just as stressful with all the fashionable clothes you need, you’re too damn expensive being gay!”

Love you too mom!

coleslawths:

sweetsweetdicksinmymouth:

it’s gettin’ hot in here

so take your laptop off of your lap and put it on a flat surface, you don’t want that to overheat

no seriously i got burns on the left arm playing sims once it was horrible

chekhov:

snookidoughicecream:

whered you get that url the bad url store

snookidoughicecream gets real

 

“Hello Lifealert”

“Hello Stella, are you okay?”

“… is your refrigerator running?”

“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”

coleslawths:

mechastreisand:

what if someone wrote a spongebob fanfic and called it 50 shades of gary

i’d read it

coagulates:

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS